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lights for ChristmasThe Dazzling Lighting Displays of Christmas: When Did They All Begin?
by Marjorie Dorfman

Why do we light the Christmas tree? How did the tradition get started and why are other holiday traditions related to lights as well? How does an associate of Thomas Edison figure into this and why should you care? Read on, for some dazzling answers.

online shoppingOnline Shopping: The Mall In Our Minds
by Marjorie Dorfman

Why are more and more of us opting to shop online for all our holiday gifts? More important, why isn't that making it easier for all of us to get through the holiday rush? Read on for some answers and, perhaps, even more questions.

robot SantaHi Tech Toys: Superfluous Novelty Gifts for the Technologically Impaired
by Marjorie Dorfman

Where are all those hi tech wonders for all the special ones on our gift list this year? Where can they found and do we really want to? Read on for some commentary.

seniors learning computer techComputers and Seniors: A Complex But Rewarding Combination
by Marjorie Dorfman

Computers represent their own particular challenges and for the older among us they may seem insurmountable. We are all only human however, and that is one edge that no computer can ever take away from us. Read on for some solutions in learning the language of computers, no matter how old (or young) you may be.

New Voice APP: Do You Yearn To Talk To Your Television?
by Marjorie Dorfman

Do you like the idea of talking to your television? How do you feel about getting answers as well? Don't laugh; this can be arranged for both a price and an open attitude about the new DIRECTV App. More about it here.

keeping coolKeeping Cool In More Ways Than One
by Marjorie Dorfman

How does one keep cool with the thermometer rising beyond comfort levels? Thinking cool is one thing and in this case, it means using your imagination. If yours is too warm to operate at maximum capacity, consider some of the fine hi-tech minds that have come up with some of the following ideas. Read on and...keep cool.

RFID symbolElectronic Pickpockets: Thieves Who Care Enough To Steal the Very Best
by Marjorie Dorfman

Technology shouldn’t be a tool to aid the bad guys, but sometimes it is. RFID technology is making it easier for the pickpocket to do his or her thing without detection. Read all about it and what you can do to stop it.

king harold bluetoothBluetooth Technology: What Does It Have To Do With a Dead Viking King?
by Marjorie Dorfman

Do you wonder where the name Bluetooth came from? Do you really know why dentists have nothing at all to do with the modern explanation of Bluetooth? Read on for some answers, whether you need to go to the dentist or no.

mobile phone infotainmentIt’s A Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s News: No, It’s Infotainment!
by Marjorie Dorfman

Is infotainment becoming so popular that mobile phone users will soon be born with handsets growing out of their necks? If so, will they be state-of-the art or just so-so? Read on and learn about this high-tech phenomenon that has taken the modern world by storm.

myspace connectionMySpace, Your Space: Do You Want To Dance?
by Marjorie Dorfman

What is this thing called My Space and why is it so very popular among computer users of all ages? Is there any escape from it? Read on, arouse and beware.

infected computerComputer Viruses: We Need A New Wonder Drug
by Marjorie Dorfman

What are the different types of computer viruses and why are they so dangerous? Read on for some information that will, hopefully, be catching.

mini computerTom Thumb Thingies: Mini-Gadgets For The Modern Consumer
by Marjorie Dorfman

Are gadgets getting smaller and smaller or are we getting bigger and bigger with each passing year? Evaluate this phenomenon, whether you are on the tall side or petite.

robotic toysRobo Lassie, Please (beeep) Come Home!
by Marjorie Dorfman

Can a child love a robot and vice-versa? How can a bond be forged between metal and human emotions? Read on for some startling answers, whether you are fond of alloys or no.

RFID shopping carts
Electronic Shopping Carts: When Knowledge Really Is Power
by Marjorie Dorfman

What happens when the truth will not set you free and, in fact, will make you a prisoner of your very private shopping wants and needs? Where is Big Brother hiding? These and other issues will be addressed below. So come out of hiding, if only for enough time to read all about it.

search engine
Internet Search Engines: Search And Ye Shall Seek, or Something Like That
by Marjorie Dorfman

Why are more and more people relying on Internet search engines to find the answers to most questions? Why are they so popular and how did they all begin? Read on and...find out.

I call it a rollover!
Inventions that Aren’t and Should Never Be
by Marjorie Dorfman

Inventions? Patents? What about that secret idea to make life better for all mankind that is rattling around in your brain? Should you let it out or keep it to yourself? Read on, but at your own risk.

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